Do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe?
The Doctor: I have a sonic screwdriver which allows me to do any number of things.
MacGyver: I have a Swiss Army knife which also allows me to do any number of things.
The Doctor: But does it do wood?
MacGyver: Yes, it does.
(Source: Laughing Squid)
A Tragedy
Body: I want to sleep...
Mind: but I don't.
(Source: mrsmelchiorgabor)
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
Katya: I'm playing a game... I'm trying to see if I can out drink myself... So far, I'm winning.
Jess: No shit you're winning, because your liver loses every time.
